Yo kangol
(yeah whats up girl)
i'm the real roxanne and i'll rock your world
(but you're all stuck up)
well you say that
cause i wouldn't give a guy like you no rap?
i was walking down the street in the afternoon
i gave you a smile so you assume
that if you said hello i would be flattered
but i kept on walking and your ego was shattered
i'm roxanne, the lady devastator
i'll make you feel hotter than it is in grenada
the r-o-x-a-n-n-e
roxan ne is who i be
and kangol kid ya might be cute
but you aint gettin this cause your much too ..?
you wear that samurai sword on the side
i told all my friends and we all just died
i laughed so hard that my face turned blue
why be a M.C. you should learn how to ...?
and by the way if i'm such a crab
why all your girls look like scabs
first you call me a peach
the doctor wants to take me to the beach
i got a little rhyme for ya each
i've seen your girls they both need a leash
such bow wow babies i think they got rabies
you think you're touching me boy you must be crazy
you got your nerve to wanna be my man
they call me the real roxanne
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now educated rapper i'm gonna give you a fit
cause when you tried to talk to me you was full of shit
you see the truth and the fact is that i don't need you
your i.q. is really one point two
i dont like your rap cause your rap is dead
educated rapper no sense in your head
so when you met me i paid you no mind
dictionary breath you're one of a kind
you said your name was gary
didn't choose to call you barry
didn't care if your name was mother madda harry
i choose to call you sonny because you have a tummy
my fathers not a fairy you're the one who was a fairy
you're nose is always runny
you look like bugs bunny
all your raps are old ancient as a mummy
your house is so scummy
your clothes are so bummy
but now with your hit record all i want is your money
educated rapper you aint nothing but a dummy
you try to be chummy or you plays gin rummy
i bet makin love to you...